{"id":1611,"date":"2023-10-16T00:39:12","date_gmt":"2023-10-15T23:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theacousticeggbox.com\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2023-10-16T00:39:12","modified_gmt":"2023-10-15T23:39:12","slug":"music-lovers-of-the-world-unite-in-a-z-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theacousticeggbox.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/16\/music-lovers-of-the-world-unite-in-a-z-order\/","title":{"rendered":"Music Lovers Of The World Unite&#8230; In A-Z Order Of Course"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1624\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1624\" style=\"width: 564px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thetwofingers.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/My-CD-racks-scaled-e1588180860353.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"564\" height=\"427\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1624\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo &#8211; authors own<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4><strong>A Curates Egg (Box)<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>The great German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche, once wrote: \u201cWithout music, life would be a mistake\u201d. He is, of course, absolutely\u00a0correct. Then again, he\u2019d never heard a Whigfield record&#8230;<br \/>\nI always intended for The Acoustic Egg Box blog\u00a0to be about my love of music (and books, films and the creative arts\u00a0in general). I realise, though, that I\u2019ve gone a little off-topic lately. However, over the next few months, I\u2019ll\u00a0try to\u00a0redress the balance by posting less stuff about \u201cstuff\u201d and more stuff about music (and books, films and the creative arts\u00a0in general!).<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve already got some magnificent ideas for new topics and posts, one of which involves revisiting my entire music collection and attempting an A-Z review of it all. More details about this ridiculous project will follow ASAP. In the meantime, you can read a little about my formative years and the sparks that ignited my interest in music (and writing) on this site\u2019s &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/wp.me\/P9hY2N-3C\">About Me<\/a>&#8221; page. This will give you a\u00a0brief\u00a0outline of my musical journey, and if you ever had any notion that\u00a0I was \u201ccool\u201d, I\u2019ll completely dispel that myth over the coming weeks with more in-depth posts. \u201cLaughing Gnome\u201d and \u201cFunky Moped\u201d anyone?<\/p>\n<h4><strong>Auteurs, Beck, Costello, Dexys<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>I don\u2019t know anyone else who wakes in the middle of the night fretting about whether I should file\u00a0A House\u00a0before Aaliyah or after a-ha, but for me, it\u2019s a huge\u00a0deal! I lose sleep over these things. I\u2019m a pedant and it IS important. I know some people who arrange their record collections by genre, label, release date or weird systems that even Alan Turing would struggle to fathom. If I did this, I\u2019d\u00a0go mad. What about sub-genres, label imprints, re-issues, remasters or re-presses?\u00a0After all, one man\u2019s funk is another man\u2019s disco, and those bloody foreigners sometimes release things years after we do. I\u2019ll put this to all\u00a0the freaky filers out there:\u00a0if your destitute best mate\u2019s about to win a shitload of money on \u201cWho Wants To Be A Millionaire?\u201d, gets a difficult question about Terence Trent D\u2019Arby and chooses you as their \u201cPhone a Friend\u201d candidate, because of your ridiculously filled racks you won\u2019t know where to look for the answer within the allocated 30 seconds? Next thing, you\u2019ll never get another phone call from them and they\u2019ll remain poverty stricken.\u00a0Me? I\u2019m happy with the simplest order &#8211; alphabetical.<\/p>\n<p>As my CD\/ LP collection now numbers around 4,000 bits, to help keep track of it all, I use a fantastic software package from Collectorz (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.collectorz.com\/\">collectorz.com<\/a>). This great bit of kit costs me just \u00a32.60 a month and is an invaluable tool for filing, sorting, and reminding me of the vast amount of money I could have saved over the years. But there are strict rules for my catalogue system &#8211; here are a few of the main ones:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Band name: Earth, Wind &amp; Fire = E, The Moody Blues = M, 10cc = T<\/li>\n<li>Artist name: Marvin Gaye = G, The Steve Miller Band = M, Toyah = T<\/li>\n<li>Within each letter group, there are also rules. For instance, during my sleepless nights, I decided for my own\u00a0sanity that Aaliyah (AA) comes before a-ha (AHA) who come before A House (AHO). Some experts will disagree but don\u2019t forget\u00a0it\u2019s my ball&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Any acts named with a number will be filed how they are spelt, i.e. 808 State = E, 4-Hero = F<\/li>\n<li>Any acts that start with a number immediately followed by a letter will be filed how they are spelt, i.e. B-52\u2019s = BF, U2 = UT<\/li>\n<li>Any Macs or Mcs are all filed under Mac. Therefore McCartney will precede MacColl. (The Maccabees are difficult arseholes though and for convenience, I\u2019ve just crowbarred them in between Paddy McAloon and Paul McCartney).<\/li>\n<li>As a serious (\u201cridiculous\u201d according to Mrs EggBox) collector, I have several albums of the same title by an artist. For example, I have 3 copies of ABC\u2019s \u201cLexicon Of Love\u201d which was originally released in 1982. The order that I\u2019ll file them in is alphabetically (ABC) first\u00a0and release year of the album title in question second. Therefore, version 1) 1986 standard CD version 2) 1996 remastered version with 6 extra tracks 3) 1998 remastered version with 1 extra track plus 12-page booklet and expanded sleeve notes. The next album I own by them is \u201cBeauty Stab\u201d from 1983. And so on.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>But what about Freur, I hear you ask! Freur, who had a minor hit in 1983 with <a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/EBXKOTEWHvE\">Doot Doot<\/a> (before becoming dance music darlings, Underworld), started off life as a hieroglyphic squiggle. But everyone called them Freur, so \u201cF\u201d it was. If I\u2019m honest, it could just as easily have been \u201cS\u201d for shit, though. As it is, I don\u2019t own any Freur records, but I\u00a0have several by Prince. Prince Rogers Nelson (he never used the last bit) went a bit\u00a0mad in the \u201890s, mostly to piss off his record label, Warner Bros. so they\u2019d release him from his contract, but also because he was a bit\u00a0mad anyway. During this period\u00a0he changed his name to \u201csymbol\u201d; to be more precise, his squiggle was a combination of the traditional symbols for a man and a woman &#8211; a \u201clovesymbol\u201d if you will. He didn\u2019t fool me &#8211; I guessed the diminutive fella with his lustrous, black hair, distinctive falsetto and songwriting style largely centred around sex, was Prince all along. So, despite the symbol bollocks, I\u2019ve filed every record he released under \u201cP\u201d.<\/p>\n<h4><strong>Jangle Jangle Jewellery Jewellery<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>I realise that all the above will sound like the ramblings of a madman to most people. But most people don\u2019t spend their waking hours listening to, watching or reading and writing about music in the same way I do. I\u2019ve said it before, but my love of music borders on obsession. Not an obsession like stealing women\u2019s underwear off washing lines mind, but an obsession\u00a0nevertheless.\u00a0I guess I\u2019m lucky to have grown up in an age when \u201cpop\u201d music was an enormous part of most people\u2019s lives.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, what fun we had every Sunday lunchtime in the 70s, gathered around the wireless listening to Jimmy Savile\u2019s \u201cOld Record Club\u201d and winning imaginary points whilst correctly answering questions about the Top 20 music charts. Who\u2019da thought it odd when this weird DJ with long bleached white hair, ridiculous sunglasses, massive jewellery, tight lurid tracksuits and who smoked zeppelin sized cigars whilst spending far too much time around children, turned out to be the most spectacularly hideous paedophile this country has ever known? But at least we sat down to eat together as a family and listened to music &#8211; what halcyon days they were&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, in the words of Ronnie Corbett, I digress. I&#8217;m sure those of you who found anything of interest in this post will now let me know how ridiculous MY filing system is and that Jim once fixed it for you without any problems at all.<\/p>\n<p>Drop me a line, I&#8217;m always happy to receive any suggestions, info or requests as long as they&#8217;re legal and not TOO rude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h4><strong>A Curates Egg<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>The great German philosopher, Friedrich Nietzsche, once wrote: \u201cWithout music, life would be a mistake\u201d. He is, of course, absolutely\u00a0correct. 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